5 Enviable Facts About Me. *sarcastic*

5 Enviable Ridiculous Facts About Me.

• I have very big eyes. They come in complete set with short-sightedness and very long but not curly eyelashes. Not to forget the baggy eye-bags and dark circles that come along. xD
• I'm very loud. I can talk very loudly with very high pitch and very fast that most of the time I can't even be heard by a normal people. Very impressive right?
• I'm extremely rich with fats. They grow under my skin all over my body. And yes, I feed them to grow everyday. ;)
• I have acne scars on my face. They look like polka-dots. Envy me cause you don't have them like I do. 
• I'm very cute. I'm very chubby and short. Simply adorable.

Aren't you filled with envy reading my post? I'm very sure you do. (a/n ; or...don't). Yes, you can take out your rifle gun and shoot me right now. Enjoy. :)